I've Lost My Neck

I can't seem to locate my neck anywhere.
The loss of it's leaving me seething.
It angers me greatly and just for one point;
My bow ties prevent me from breathing.

Daniel McFries

Daniel McFries had dangerous eyes
And you would be scared if he met ya's.
Not that you'd fear his look were he near
But because he had lazer-beam retinas.

A Wildlife Question That Has Plagued Me For Decades

A slug in a shell or a snail, if you will
Is really the strangest of things.
It doesn't have fur or a beak or a snout
And it certainly doesn't have wings.

There's a shell curly-que and a long trail of goo
And eye stalks that constantly droop.
But it's body's concealed and I just want to know;
Where it deposits it's poop.