The Unfortunate Demise of Barney The Weightlifter

Barney worked out in the gym.
But not to keep his body slim.
Tremendous size was all for him.
So Barney lifted weights.

He worked his form from head to toe.
But still his growth was much too slow.
So steroids helped his muscles grow.
Barney grew enormous.

Barney's clothes soon didn't fit.
And all his pants and t-shirts split.
But through this Barney didn't quit.
He just kept on lifting.

One day while trying to impress Beth,
Barn breathed his final monstrous breath
He flexed and crushed himself to death.
Barney self-imploded.

The Cannibal Diner

The Cannibal Diner serves up meals
Of muscle, bone and sinew.
On second thought, I'll stop this poem.
It's too gross to continue.

Ginny and Her Mole

Little Ginny had a mole.
She had it on her cheek.
She called the mole a "beauty mark"
And thought herself quite chic.

But Little Ginny had no friends
And caused tremendous hype
Because the mole on Ginny's chin
Was of the rodent type.