Monday, June 13, 2011

Yeah, I Have A Question.....

So why is that called mince meat pie?
There ain't no meat that I can spy.

The Time Line Of: A Booger

Scraped from nose, consumed if able
Or smeared beneath the kitchen table.

The Time Line Of: A Pimple

Dirt/pore introduction
Then pressurised eruption.

Epitaphs XIV

Here entombed lies Karl Hoyt
Whose death was far from gentle.
An overdose of laxatives
Was very detrimental.