Wednesday, January 26, 2011

All Hallow's Eve?

Put on masks and costumes!
Buy candy at the store!
Carve up Jack-O-Lanterns!
Then carve 'em up some more!

Let's go out trick or treating!
But what's that fact you mention?
It's January 26th?!?
I should pay more attention.

Timmy Tick

Timmy Tick lived on a dog.
The ear was where he aboded.
Tim gulped so much canine blood
That parasite exploded.

The Unfortunate Demise of The Milk Carton Lady

Milk Carton Lady was surprised to meet her fate.
She simply should have gone and read her expiration date.