The Flitture’s flat, the Flitture’s white and looks like facial tissue.
It nestles in the Kleenex box and it will never miss you.
You’ll never see it sitting there, all soft and quiet-like.
The Flitture’s very patient, that is ‘til its time to strike.
You’ll pull one out to wipe your nose or when you gotta sneeze.
It then plants eggs inside your snoot and gives you nostril fleas.
Don’t listen to your parents ‘cause it’s one of their pet peeves.
But if you have to wipe your nose just learn to use your sleeves.
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