Whenever girls kissed Reggie Glott
They always screamed and spat a lot.
He’d plant one on them then they’d say,
“PTOOIE!” and then run away.
Now Reg was handsome, quite a catch.
It’s just his kisses weren’t up to scratch.
“It’s not my breath. That smells like mint.
So why do the girls all shriek and squint?”
So Reggie lived in stupefaction
Due to the girls unwanted reaction.
And the rule Reg ignored in relationships?
Don’t use your own earwax to moisten your lips.
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