Breakfast Cereals You Might Want To Avoid

Corn flakes can cure your hunger woes.
But not if the flakes come from corns on your toes.

Breakfast cereals can help curb your munchies.
But not if you’re gobbling “Sugar Scab Crunchies.”

Use a small spoon with your “Skunk Bottom Pops.”
And “Sugar Frosted Dandruff Bombs” are really not the tops.

“Uncle Abner’s Gristle-O’s”
Are as bad as a box of “Chunks From Your Nose.”

And “Spoon-Sized Shredded Choco-Dungs”
Are equally harmful as “Hummingbird Lungs.”

So just say “no” to “Bloody Oats”
And don’t put “Newt Loops” down your throats.