From the time you are a baby
‘Til the time you’re old and smelly,
There is a little dimple
In the middle of your belly.
Some people call it “navel”
Or simply call it “button”.
You’ve got one if you’re skinny
Or if you are a glutton.
Some are big like dinner plates
Or tiny like a mint.
But either if they’re "in" or "out"
They all collect some lint.
So here’s a secret you should know
And it may make you scoff.
But if you press your navel in
Your butt will drop right off.
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2 comments:
I've found that my lint is always blue, no matter what color shirt I'm wearing.
Same here and I have no explanation why.
Maybe there's a worm hole that connects the backside of all the bellybuttons on the planet.
Now that's a sickening thought.
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