Crazy little pizza guy
Used to be a lawyer.
He said to me, “That’s fourteen bucks.
I slept with Dianne Sawyer.”
Order up a plain calzone
With spicy garlic bread.
“Six fifteen’s your total, sir.
There’s Twinkies in my head.”
Chicken cutlet parmigiana
With lots of extra cheese.
“Satan swims inside my pants.
That’s seven dollars, please.”
Pizza boxes stacked with care.
Pasta dishes bake-ed.
“Here’s your change and come again.
‘Cause I’m the God of Naked.”
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