Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Awful Truth About Bellybuttons

From the time you are a baby
‘Til the time you’re old and smelly,
There is a little dimple
In the middle of your belly.

Some people call it “navel”
Or simply call it “button”.
You’ve got one if you’re skinny
Or if you are a glutton.

Some are big like dinner plates
Or tiny like a mint.
But either if they’re "in" or "out"
They all collect some lint.

So here’s a secret you should know
And it may make you scoff.
But if you press your navel in
Your butt will drop right off.

2 comments:

TS Rogers said...

I've found that my lint is always blue, no matter what color shirt I'm wearing.

that guy said...

Same here and I have no explanation why.
Maybe there's a worm hole that connects the backside of all the bellybuttons on the planet.

Now that's a sickening thought.