Three Alternatives To The "Baby, Baby, Stick Your Head In Gravy" Taunt

1) Lemur, Lemur!
Ring-tailed lemur!
Hopping 'round in Africa
Until you broke your femur!

2) Tape worm, tape worm!
Parasitic tape worm!
Brush your teeth with kerosene
And moisturise with ape sperm!

3) Beaver, beaver!
Rifle-toting beaver!
Worshipper of Beelzebub;
The ultimate deceiver!