Monday, November 1, 2010

The Fate Of A Duo Of Deer OR A Long Way To Go For A Pun

Two reindeer you might recognize-
A Rudolph and a Cupid-
Decided being nice was dumb
And started acting stupid.

They both said, "We will do some crimes!"
And set about their plan
To rob the world of rich desserts;
Namely cakes and flan.

They saw themselves as pirates
So with 12-inch kitchen matches,
They each poked out one of their eyes
And sported nifty patches.

They walked the streets and yelled their plans,
These antler-ed buccaneers.
And everyone who heard their yells said,
"Those are bad eye deers."

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