Marianne the Vampire

Vampire Marianne
(A strict vegetarian)
Had a long and successful career.

She’d feed on potatoes
And bite ripe tomatoes
And hunted each night without fear.

Zucchinis were cool
To this plant sucking ghoul
As were all the plants down at the Mart.

But since meat was a sin
What did Marianne in
Was a porterhouse steak through the heart.