Clothes For Sale

Clothes for sale, clothes for sale!
Clothes that cover from head to tail!

For four ninety-nine I’ve got fresh fish socks.
Adult size is “trout” and for children there’s “lox.”
Pulled up to your calves these fish socks look swell
Though it takes quite some time to get used to the smell.

Right over here I’ve got “Boa Neck Ties.”
They fit any neck ‘cause they come in one size.
These snake ties are stylish and not very frightening.
But the best part of all is these ties are self-tightening.

And just take a look at this cheddar bikini.
It comes in three sizes; Large, Small and Teeny.
We don’t sell a lot and the reason, we felt,
Is when out in the sunshine the suit starts to melt.