Monsters in Your House: The Constrictor Worm

Constrictor Worms look just like ties
And come from Zanzibar.
And since you can’t tell tie from worm
They are the worst by far.

The worm hangs in your closet
And will get you in a jiffy
When you have to get all dressed-up nice
And looking sharp and spiffy.

The worm will tighten ‘round your neck
Until you hit the ground.
Then it just unwraps itself
And swallows you right down.

It’s easy to avoid the worm,
A fact you can’t deny.
To live a happy, worm-free life
Just never wear a tie.