Crooked Pete

In a crooked little house
On a crooked little street
Lived a crooked little man
And his name was Crooked Pete.

Crooked Pete was called as such
‘Cause of his crooked back.
Both mentally and physically,
Pete was out of whack.

Crooked Pete lived in his house
With Bruce who was his dog
Who lay still ‘cause he had no legs
And looked just like a log.

And every morning, every day
Bruce’s tail would wag.
‘Cause Crooked Pete would leash Bruce up
And take him for a drag.