Little Nell made hamburger
In Grandma’s old meat grinder.
She worked non-stop for 14 days.
Now nobody could find her.

Little Nell bought sharks as pets
And fed them rainbow trout.
But feeding sharks by hand was bad
As Nellie soon found out.

Little Nell wore suet shoes;
A pair of "Wides" not "Narrows".
But she passed on when set upon
By flocks of hungry sparrows.

The True Story Of Those Bears And That Girl With The Golden Hair

A family of bears
Found a blonde girl upstairs
Asleep on top one of their beds.

Annoyed with her snore-age
And without breakfast porridge,
They ate up the blonde girl instead.

A Short Term Relationship

Simple Steven Moulder
Was smitten with a boulder.

He loved her and he told her
And yet she grew much colder.

So then he went and rolled her
'Cause she was so much older.

Be Careful What You Pick and Eat.

I ate the berry "Straw".
I ate the berry "Blue".
I ate the berry "Raz"
And I ate the "Huckle" too.

I ate the berry "Boysen"
But the fact that stays as single,
I never have and never will
Eat the berry "Dingle

Updated Little Tea Pot song.

I'm a little shot glass
Drip, drip, drop!
Narrow at the bottom
Wider at the top!

Fill me up with whiskey
Drink don't stop!
'Til your liver falls out
Ker-Plop!