Yeah, I Have A Question.....

So why is that called mince meat pie?
There ain't no meat that I can spy.

The Time Line Of: A Booger

Scraped from nose, consumed if able
Or smeared beneath the kitchen table.

The Time Line Of: A Pimple

Dirt/pore introduction
Then pressurised eruption.

Epitaphs XIV

Here entombed lies Karl Hoyt
Whose death was far from gentle.
An overdose of laxatives
Was very detrimental.

Farmer Ted

Farmer Ted wore bacon pants
That everybody sniffed.
The smell made all the barnyard grin.
Except the pigs were miffed.

The Story of Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy were a pair.
Both were short with purple hair.
Both preferred their steaks done rare.
They were the perfect couple.

Punch's name was quite the fit
From a habit that hurt a bit.
He'd always swing and punch and hit.
Judy was just called Judy.

One day Punch got very mad
And he did something awf'ly bad.
Punch hit Judy. What a cad!
But that is not the ending.

Judy dialed 9-1-1.
Then she went and got a gun.
And then while Punch had turned to run
She shot him in the heinie.

Punch got busted. Punch got burned.
But there was knowledge that was learned.
For Punch, the lesson that he learned?
Never hit a girl.

Little Nell liked hugging trees
And moved out West to practice.
On her first day she passed away
Because she hugged a cactus.