Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Unfortunate Demise of Barney The Weightlifter

Barney worked out in the gym.
But not to keep his body slim.
Tremendous size was all for him.
So Barney lifted weights.

He worked his form from head to toe.
But still his growth was much too slow.
So steroids helped his muscles grow.
Barney grew enormous.

Barney's clothes soon didn't fit.
And all his pants and t-shirts split.
But through this Barney didn't quit.
He just kept on lifting.

One day while trying to impress Beth,
Barn breathed his final monstrous breath
He flexed and crushed himself to death.
Barney self-imploded.

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