Those Shiny Kids

Those shiny kids were one foot tall.
Yup, they were kind of tiny.
But they made up for being small
‘Cause man, those kids were shiny.

Those shiny kids, both girls and boys,
Were just as bald as eggs.
Just shiny skin, no hair at all
In armpits or on legs.

Those shiny kids were always dressed
In foil pants and blazers.
They bought their duds with cash they saved
From never buying razors.