You wouldn’t be that mopey.
If you never got all soapy.
Just think of the money you’ve squandered
On keeping your body laundered.
Wouldn’t you feel empowered
If you never, ever showered?
And the fame you will have gathered
By keeping yourself unlathered?
A full body, dirt tattoo
Wouldn’t save much on shampoo.
But your status? Full of fame-y.
Though you would be rather gamey.
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