The Pant-a-Loon lives in your pants and in your leiderhosen.
It’s thin and soft and lives wrapped up inside the pants you’ve chosen.
It slithers in a pants leg, either left one or the right ones.
Its favorites are the baggy kind and always shuns the tight ones.
The Pant-a-Loon sleeps patiently until you put on slacks
And then the flat and sneaky beast awakens and attacks.
The way you beat the Pant-a-Loon and not end up its food?
You simply must take off your pants and walk around half-nude.
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