What if you had a flip-top head
With a hinge at the back of your neck?
You would need a latch just under your chin
To keep your head-flopping in check.
But other than that it would be really nice
When drinking a cold, ice cream float.
Just flip back your head, grab onto the glass
And pour the drink straight down your throat.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Epitaphs X
Here in the earth is Juanita DeFudds
Who passed when she fell in a pile of spuds.
She would have survived and not lay lengthwise
If she weren’t peeled and sliced and served as french fries.
Who passed when she fell in a pile of spuds.
She would have survived and not lay lengthwise
If she weren’t peeled and sliced and served as french fries.
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